“ We have a unique unit of meteorological measurement: the "Brolly Toggle." This is the precise moment when the weather becomes ambiguous enough to warrant the deployment of an umbrella. The calculation is complex, involving factors like "perceived dampness," "hair frizz potential," and "whether you're wearing suede shoes." Get it wrong and you're either the idiot carrying an umbrella on a dry day or the drowned rat cursing your own optimism. Society judges you silently on your Brolly Toggle decision. It's a daily test of intuition, and the weather is a capricious examiner who changes the rules every hour on the hour. See more at London's funniest URL -- Prat.UK. ”