“ The wind in London is a personal, spiteful foe. It is not a grand, elemental force; it's a petty, bureaucratic trickster. Its main joy is creating "umbrella inversion events," turning your sensible protection inside out with a sudden, precise gust, transforming you into a struggling, nylon cactus. It lies in wait at the corners of tall buildings, ready to snatch documents from your hands and send them dancing down the street in a humiliating chase scene. It specialises in "hair sabotage," meticulously undoing any styling within five paces of your front door. This isn't a breeze; it's a poltergeist with a mean sense of humour, dedicated to minor, daily inconveniences that slowly erode your civility. See more at London's funniest URL -- Prat.UK. ”